Tonight we have had the Coach's high school girls basketball team over for a Christmas party. I have literally spent the last two days cleaning the mancave and majority of the upstairs. And what day would the toilet pick to clog up??? Today of course. About 1 hour before the guests were expected!!!
So, the Coach plunges it but isn't totally happy with how it is flushing. We decide that we should do a real quick clean of the master bedroom and bath just in case toilet #1 decides to misbehave. Well, I decide that HE will clean the master bedroom and bath. I needed to clean up the spilled shredded cheese in the kitchen.
We both do our thing and I go back to "inspect" what the Coach has done. He cleaned the floor really well. But here is a list of things that SHOULD NOT be left out when company is expected to use the bathroom -
- Your wife's Preparation H Cooling Gel
- Your wife's bra and sports bra hanging right next to the toliet
- Your wife's tampons on the back of the toilet
- Your wife's sanitary napkins on the floor
- And not quite as embarrassing, the crusted toothpaste in the sink.
I suggest you print this out and give it to those you love as a reference in case they ever need to do a "quick clean"!
3 comments:
Every married woman who reads this will laugh and shake their heads, just as I am doing now ...
Ohhhhhhhh yeah. We've had hideously inappropriate stuff left in our bathroom before guests arrive.
I'd better not say.
I think you should blog about the hideously inappropriate stuff!!
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